Monday, 2 April 2012

Inaugural Blog II: The Newening


So Donavan says we should get all our fingers together and collaborate and here I am writing something because I love the phrase 'Inaugural Blog' and if someone else writes first then mine won't inaugurate shit.

I don't know how this is going to go but it's going to be exciting because I'm excited. Look.
oaigoiabgibaog.

I had no control over that. Fingers everywhere just.

You want sports? Come to here? You want US TV? You want nonsense? Come to here.

Make no mistake, the internet.

We're gonna fuck it up.

Paul out.


28 comments:

  1. Prepare to hold my dick, the internet.

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  2. Seriously though, this layout is confusing as all hell. And I have the pre-blog shits

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  3. What you confused by brother? Be specific.

    THEN COMETH THE FIX

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  4. Internet is gay.

    I'll get used to it like

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  5. Please, feel free to completely change everything. I'm just messing about with stuff at the minute. If we can settle for a half-decent layout and theme and title then we can get cracking.

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  6. Can blogs be updated as time goes on? Like, a single one, rather than adding new ones. Thinking this because I'm trying a new beer, would be interesting (to me) to chronicle some as I go

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  7. You mean posts? Just do a new post for every new beer you try.

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  8. You'd have to do it manually. Basically, every time you update it you'd have to copy the whole post, add the new bit, then repost it so it came up new. Otherwise I think it'd have to always be in the same place, ie the top of the homepage, which I don't think would work. Or it could be on a separate page, like a column, I think maybe.

    Why don't I know this?

    We're so unprofessional discussing this ON the blog!

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  9. I'd rather just do a couple of lines in one big post. But if it's not possible then fuck it. "Mongoose - tastes like bread"

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  10. Just do it. Do it the Luke way, it'll add flavour.

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  11. Yeah, this is embarrassing. We'll have to delete this before we 'go live', even though we're already technically live.

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  12. Also it's not 3.34 PM, DICKS

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  13. Should be fixed now. Any title ideas?

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  14. Omniblog. Ultrablog. The Best. Hyperwrite

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  15. Nothing rhymes with blogage. I'm off to bed. Feel free to run with this as you're both admins. Hopefully we can get it looking semi-decent soon and start posting shit nobody will read.

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  16. I like Omniblog. I'm putting an extra d in the Bad.

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  17. Two Dicks and a Dick. Omnidixxxx

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  18. That title's a dick one too few.

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  19. With writing like that you'll go far

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  20. I'm considered a master of writtenings by my peers. The internet will feel the wrath of my opinion.

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  21. And before you say anything about my use of the word "writtenings", know this... Shut the fuck up.

    Writtenings is a perfectly cromulent word.

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  22. "A dick one too few"

    It's the new King Lear.

    In fairness, I say me and you will write up a football storm

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  23. Hey, I've already expressed my fondness for that suffix.

    Who here's going to write something for me to read when I wake up? All of you? Great.

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  24. I'm watching Game of Thrones right now. I'd be up for possibly doing something tonight, but I don't know how good it would be. Might do a little bit of an NFL column. Might do a short piece on what I think the Giants need going into the draft next month. Nothing major. I've not really blogged before so it would be something handy enough.

    I sorted my Kindle out like a boss today on the bus from Dublin, sorted everything into categories and what not to make it much less of a mess. Going to try and hold myself to read a lot more, so some book reviews could be in order. Might actually start with some of the books I've already read recently/some of my favourites from the last couple of years.

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  25. Even write about Kindling. One of the longest things I ever wrote was about organising my iTunes folder. I also plan on reading Thrones soon but not sure if I'll write about it.

    If you write about Thrones, and Von writes about it, and I write about it and Luke writes about it, there's material to bounce off of. Idea.

    Also we have to have a mascot and call him Omniblog Dog and he says things in captions.

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  26. I started reading the first Thrones book last week on the ridiculously short flight from Glasgow to Derry but I figured I wasn't going to get into something that intense when I had already tried to start reading that Stieg Larsson trilogy everyone's been shiteing on about for the past years. I'm 6 chapters into the first one and it seems interesting enough.

    I've not been great with reading fiction in the last 10 years. Since then I've tended to read a lot of non-fiction and the only really fiction I bothered with was stuff that would give me a lot of laughs. I'm also reading a book about Scientology by Janet Reitman called Inside Scientology that I started today, again on the way down from Dublin. It's been alright so far, nothing special, but it's gradually getting better.

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